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Broken-Hearted Girl by Beyoncé

geekinwhite:

Got this via email, thanks for sharing Senor Pablo.

Once upon a time, there lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try.

One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King’s chief doctor. Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause Nick readily agreed to the scheme.

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Stupidly funny! Hahaha.

And I don’t wanna wait. I just want to know.

Maybe someday we’ll live our lives out loud.

Maybe someday we’ll figure all this out.

myyellowsubmarine:

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camcams:

Look for the BEST in people.

thedailywhat:

Untoon of the Day: Underwater photographer Amos Nachoum finds Nemo’s Bruce, IRL.

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Fish are friends, not food!

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Did you know what you did before the Internet?

9gag:

Play Outside

@Nazmi15 Awu eh, go outside and play. Hahaha.

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abibas

@ranoadidas: Rebranding? Hehe.